RETANSEM

Zero IQ. Infinite rizz. One Ferrari he definitely can't afford. $RETANSEM on Solana.

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RETANSEM riding to the Ferrari with the harem

Zero IQ. Infinite rizz. One Ferrari he definitely can't afford.

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RETANSEM, a horned goon in a black hoodie sitting at a desk

RETANSEM

CLASS: GOON · ALIGNMENT: CHAOTIC BROKE

IQ
12
RIZZ
99
LUCK
88
HORN SIZE
100
DRIP
91

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MISSION BRIEFING

SUPPLY1,000,000,000 $RETANSEM
TAX0 / 0
LIQUIDITYBURNED
CONTRACTRENOUNCED
REWARDFERRARI + HAREM (cosmetic, not guaranteed)

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Pump the horns. Attract attention. Ape anyway.

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